Lyrics
Crying On The T.V.
You said your life was your quiz show
But you were out of control
You had your girls and your catchphrase
You were up there on a roll
You were due for a fall
The press had a ball
Now you’re c-c-c-c crying on the t-t-t-t television show
She said that you were the daddy
The lie detector test said ‘no’
She went away for the weekend
You’ll never get to watch it grow
It wasn’t enough
To scream and shout in the pub
So you’re c-c-c-c crying on the t-t-t-t television show
INSTRUMENTAL
You wanted to run the country
But the polls said you were low
You had a few dirty secrets
Made sure that nobody would know
Found the sorriest sight
Sympathised with their plight
Won by c-c-c-c crying on the t-t-t-t television show
Helen: You said your life was your quiz show etc
Amy: c-c-c-c crying on the t-t-t-t television etc
© Helen Longworth and Heroes of She
